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Posted by admin | Posted in Uncategorized | Posted on 27-08-2010

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jim jr m can’t be choosers?

Two friends were playing golf when one pulled out a cigar. He didn’t have a lighter, so he asked his friend Jim Jr M if he had one.

“Yep,” he replied and pulled out a 12- inch Bic lighter from his golf bag.

“Wow!” said his friend, “Where did you get that monster?”

“I got it from the genie in my golf bag.”

“You have a genie? Could I see him?”

Jim Jr M opened his golf bag and out pops a genie.

The friend asks the genie, “Since i’m a friend of your master, will you grant me one wish?”

“Yes I will,” replies the genie. The friend asks the genie for a million bucks and the genie pops back into the golf bag and leaves him standing there, waiting for his milliion bucks.

Suddenly, the sky darkens and the sound of a million ducks flying overhead is heard.

The friend says to Jim Jr M, “I asked for a million bucks, not a million ducks!”

Jim Jr M answers, “I forgot to say; he’s a bit deaf. Do you really think I asked for a 12- inch Bic?”

LMSIAO OOHH thats cruel so very very cruel.

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